Scrapbooking the lazy way...

"The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible."

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 23:57:31 -0500

“The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.”

- David M. Ogilvy

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Mon, 19 Oct 2009 10:15:30 -0500

"With a gun stuck in your mouth and barrel of the gun between your teeth, you can only talk in..."

Sun, 11 Oct 2009 14:31:14 -0500

“With a gun stuck in your mouth and barrel of the gun between your teeth, you can only talk in vowels.”

- Fight Club - Google Books

"Motivation is a funny thing. It’s easy to underestimate it’s importance."

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 17:43:58 -0500

“Motivation is a funny thing. It’s easy to underestimate it’s importance.”

- Bruiser

If I was Sony I would pick tag lines that couldn’t be so...

Wed, 07 Oct 2009 00:28:09 -0500

If I was Sony I would pick tag lines that couldn’t be so easily subverted…

Disclaimer: Aside from the fact that Sony makes terrible software to go along with their great hardware, I had no issues with Sony. And no, I don’t care about PS3 vs. XBOX 360…

Virtual composer makes beautiful music—and stirs controversy

Tue, 06 Oct 2009 21:34:54 -0500

Virtual composer makes beautiful music—and stirs controversy:

Can a computer program really generate musical compositions that are good enough to have been written by humans? Professor David Cope thinks so, and has dedicated decades of research to the topic of artificial intelligence in music, which has resulted in not one, but two controversial composing engines.

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Tue, 06 Oct 2009 17:34:56 -0500

HOWTO: Install and Boot OS X 10.4 On a Flash Drive

Sat, 19 Sep 2009 10:43:47 -0500

HOWTO: Install and Boot OS X 10.4 On a Flash Drive

"Life has a way of putting out just enough bread crumbs to keep you on the path just when you think..."

Sat, 19 Sep 2009 10:29:58 -0500

“Life has a way of putting out just enough bread crumbs to keep you on the path just when you think you’re the most lost.”

Dilbert, always dead on… via www.dilbert.com

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 10:33:10 -0500

Dilbert, always dead on… via www.dilbert.com

xkcd - A Webcomic - Locke and Demosthenes Incredible timing, a...

Fri, 11 Sep 2009 08:18:28 -0500

xkcd - A Webcomic - Locke and Demosthenes

Incredible timing, a week ago this would not have made any sense to me! Ender’s Game is a good read.

Buy U a Drank - I Am T-Pain - Auto-Tune iPhone App (via...

Sun, 06 Sep 2009 17:04:06 -0500

Buy U a Drank - I Am T-Pain - Auto-Tune iPhone App (via NappyBoyOnline)

Build a BBQ Smoker for Under $50 Bacon Explosion, here I...

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 18:00:10 -0500

Build a BBQ Smoker for Under $50

Bacon Explosion, here I come!

P.S. Alton Brown is awesome…

Auto Tune the News #8 -- With T-Pain!

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 17:37:37 -0500

Auto Tune the News #8 -- With T-Pain!:

Shorty!

“the not-so-little things that mean even more, like the...

Tue, 01 Sep 2009 00:01:00 -0500

“the not-so-little things that mean even more, like the LLVM-powered static analyzer. The image below shows how the static analyzer displays its discovery of a possible bug.”

“Aside from the whimsy of the little arrows (which, admit it, are adorable), the actual bug it’s highlighting is something that every programmer can imagine creating (say, through some hasty editing). The static analyzer has determined that there’s at least one path through this set of nested conditionals that leaves the myName variable uninitialized, thus making the attempt to send the mutableCopy message in the final line potentially dangerous.”

Mac OS X 10.6 Snow Leopard: the Ars Technica review - Ars Technica

gatekeeper: Manhattan Solstice or Manhattanhenge is one of two...

Mon, 31 Aug 2009 00:52:54 -0500

gatekeeper:

Manhattan Solstice or Manhattanhenge is one of two days every year when the sun sets exactly in line with the crosstown streets of Manhattan.

(via tmblg)

Mon, 31 Aug 2009 00:36:50 -0500

(via tmblg)

via shirt.woot.com (p.s. it says “kick me”)

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 17:20:34 -0500

via shirt.woot.com (p.s. it says “kick me”)

Kseniya Simonova - Sand Animation (via iamlikeasea) Here, she...

Sat, 15 Aug 2009 00:23:00 -0500

Kseniya Simonova - Sand Animation (via iamlikeasea)

Here, she recounts Germany conquering Ukraine in the second world war.

A Dog Sits Waiting

Sun, 09 Aug 2009 00:17:09 -0500

A dog sits waiting
In the cold autumn sun
Too faithful to leave
Too frightened to run
He’s been here for days now
With nothing to do
But sit by the road,
Waiting for you.
He can’t understand why
You left him that day.
He thought you and he
Were stopping to play.
He’s sure you’ll come back,
And that’s why he stays.
How long will he suffer?
How many more days?
His legs have grown weak
His throat’s parched and dry
He’s sick now from hunger and falls, with a sigh.
He lays down his head and closes his eyes.
I wish you could see how
A waiting dog dies.

by Kathy Flood